SUN JOURNAL • July 21, 2020
People who toss trash into the streets, to me, are on par with those who park in handicapped spaces or who go to national parks and spray-paint graffiti on the rocks. That is to say, they are selfish and unrepentant weasels. And with all that said, I guess I should point out that when I encountered a chow-mad litterbug on East Avenue, I never went back to pick up what he had so carelessly tossed into the street. I guess, like everybody else, I figured someone else would clean it up. I suppose this means that when Woodsy the Owl makes his next enraged flyover, I should expect my own dose of punishment from above. ~ Mark LaFlamme